I'm a good person
why this terrible things keep happening to me ?
oh, you're just having your bad luck
honey, I'm in a rough
we're gettin married in 2 days
yup, I need to turn this around
is there anyhing I can do to help?
you can , er....
gimme your underwear
excuse me ?
that's what pitchers do
you know, when they're
they wear their g'friend's u'wear
- you're not a pitcher - I pitch a little
no, you watch, a little
a lot
the point is I need a good luck charm
where's your underwear?
Ok, but this isn't like a gateway thing is it?
I mean you're not gonna ask to wear my heels next right?
nope!
that'll do, yes
see, as soon as this is over
I'll give'em right back
yeah, U know what, U can keep them
-but they're not gonna fit U
- They'll fit !
they don't fit
oh, there U are
oh, there's so much to be done
b4 the wedding
we've to fix the table cloth
& ribbon the tents
& we've to get ready 4 tea with Rev. Lowe
this afternoon
I'm gonna go for a run
Melanie !
we're U bananas?
there's no time
no, I need to clear my head
I still have to make up on my vows
U havn't written your vows?
I've got mine
although, it doesn't matter
we don't need to b ready till the wedding
so, U're fine baby
no, she's not fine , babe
Rev. Lowe's gonna wanna see both of your vows
well mom, common
what's he's gonna do if we don't have our vows?
well, he might not think much of your characther
beside not to marry U
seriously?
- yes - No
yes, and Rev. Lowe has been there
for every major event in this family's history
baptisms, weddings, hopefully someday
Dick's mother's funeral
allright, mom
I promise I'll have my vows done
and again, I'm in the clear coz mine are done
ok, I've a gazillion things to do
I don't have to worry about U two
can I take something off your hands? actually
I'd love to help
did someone say "help" ?
Oh, Chad's here
god, He's like the ice cream man
Sam, thank U 4 your kind offer
but serious, let me have Chad for the day
I'm all set at the Help Department
is that the sign ?
survey says..
yes....!
U sure knows how to pick'em
yeah that's great man, good work
now everyone in this family
will finally remember their last name
actually, I had Chad made that for the wedding guests
since we already had a change of venue
I wanna make sure there's no more confusion
Ok, the only question is
should I fistune it? or beribbon it?
y not both?
u're so....
oh, keep forgetting
U know, I need that tea set
that Rev. Lowe brought us from
St. Pittersburgh, It's on the top shelf
that's the set that Sara and I used
when we sat down with the Rev.
and that went so well
I want today be exactly the same
we'll hope for exactly the same , U know
Mel's not Sara I'm not Chad
well. I'll just get it down
no no I got it Chad
let me buddy
honey, just let him get it
are U wearing panties?
ha? no, no they're.....
Sam, put!
pretty smooth don't U like that ? Don't U see that?
Worst week 1 x 07
I could fix this, I need tape, or glue, or something.....
I got it Sam
I worked a lot with porcelain
- When ? - Camp
don't worry bout it
thanx Chad
yeah, U see what's he's doing right?
common it's obvious
and annoying, he's a swooper
he just likes to swoop in there, try to impress your mom
make me look bad
honey all he did was to offer to repair a cup
yeah, sorry, didn't know U're such a Chad-head
oh, maybe he's tryin to help
bcoz he knows how bz U're
maybe U should pack all your things into a van
follow him around for the summer
what, U got a van?
U're gonna go to the office
and pickup the wedding programmes?
I'm on my way
wait a sec.....
- Are U still gonna wear my underwear? - Yeah
U really think they're bringing U good luck
- absolutely - honey, U broke a cup
did I ?
or did I not break 4 cups?
hey buddy
how'd U do?
U're in my office
I came by to see if U had those prog. ready
soon, the coppier broke, It's gettin fixed
why do U have so much disturbing
pornography on your computer?
coz U put it on there
that's right
coppier should b workin fine
thank U
U don't have to close the door, It's ok
actually, U do
bcoz I see something else that needs servicing
common man, no
oh my god, U.....
common, U can't
Melanie wouldn't let U throw a bathroom party
had to do something
just put this back on
let me just get the programmes
U never cease to dissapoint me
thank U but,
U're a lovely dancer
thanx
dude, U can't get married without strippers
coz it's in the Bible
I'm pretty sure
hey, had the programmes
oh,I've to say Sam
this are actually quite lovely
I'm good
I'm about to do some weaving
these are great
like em?not bad, huh?
a lot of hard work, but kinda proud of'em
so U're proud of how U spell Angela's middle name?
wo wo, It's "Doosie", I know that
yes it is "Doosie", but "Doosie" doesn't have an "h"
Angela "Dooshie" Clayton? oh.....
my god, I havn't been call that since Welsley
ok wait,......they can't all be
right, they are
Ok
give'em to me, I gotta a guy
I can get a new prog. in under 3 hours
I've a guy too, U're not the only guy with a "guy"
I'll handle it, U'll can do the weeding
I, um, got prog. duties, so.......
ok, U know what
programmes, weeds
I'll go get my gloves
about to get your programmes
thanx for the update
I'm here with your weedings
those lady gloves fit your hands
did U finish the weeding?
ya
how're the vows covering?
I dunno what's wrong with me
Honey, Rev,'s coming
U gotta get this going
I know
hey, maybe i Could get some inspiration from your vows
let me take a peek
oh my god
not even married yet
and she's already cheating
look at that
they're right here
next to my incredibly disturbing sex toy
what?
where'd U get that?
let me see
no, Adam send a stripper to the office
bcoz I wouldn't let him do the whole
bachelor party thing
and I've must gotten her bag
ha,what is that supposed to go in?
I gotta get back to the office and get the vows
hey Chad
just hav to put my sign at the end of the driveway
how'd the weeding go?
ar, the weeding went well
Angela's happy
well, she should be
that was 1 big pile of "poison ivy" U pulled out
- What? -good thing U're wearing those gloves
worst part is, my panties
are far in my butt right now
I'm afraid to pick'em out
hold still
Is it gonna heal b4 the wedding?
yes, as long as U dont scratch it
that'll only make it last longer
U know, that I think Chad knew that there was poison ivy out there
and that's why he's made fun of my gloves
no, he made fun of your gloves bcoz they were pink
honey, I'm telling U
Chad is out to destroy me
Sam
Chad isn't out to destroy U
now stop all this
and try to get along
ok, U're right
great, now your dad thinks I'm jealous of Chad
gimme this
I need to get my vows
ok, but, Hurry up, the Rev's coming
in 2 hours
yeah, feels good
I'm scratching
the hell
oh my god
my sign! my sign!
oh my god, it's ruined
u guys, I'm sorry
I really appreciate U driving me to work
happy to borrow Your car and drive myself
keep driving enough for one day
again, I'm very sorry bout Chad's sign
how bout U stop competing with Chad?
start focusing on
how you're gonna impress Rev. Lowe
U're absolutely right , Dick
trust me, my vows, he's gonna be impressed
he's gonna forget all about Chad
that sounds competetive
let's just enjoy the side
U know, I'm not always like this right?
I mean U should see me at work
U should come up to my work
my front door, that I go through every day
Hi
U're not Rocco ?
he's on break, may i please check your bag?
maybe you're new, we dont usually
check the bag
well, guess what? I do
let's have it
ok
peek inside?
ok
there was a stripper mix up, I've the wrong bag
-what is this? - wait in the car
no no, I'm enjoying this
Sir, U gonna have to sit right here
people know me here
... I'm gonna have to place U under
a breast
it's good right?
Hello Dick
why did U bring Dick?
Dick I'm sorry
I'll wait U in the car
I'm sorry!
oh hey
where've U been?
The Rev. 'll be here any minute
Sam showed me where he works
there was a Stripper there
wha?
Adam again, It was bad
well,at least U have your vows
what?
honey, U've had all day, what's going on?
I'm sorry
Ok, he's hust pulled up
we want this to go exactly
how it went with Chad and Sara
Sam, U bring in the tea set
and U serve
Ok
.. ready?
gameplay is on
game face?
Rev Lowe, welcome
your house is difficult to find
U should really put up a sign
yes, of course
Melanie
Rev. Lowe, I would like U to meet my fiancee
Rev. Lowe !!
Chad
It's been too long
U still owe me a glass of cherry and
discussion about David Hume
U mean I get to do that b4 I go to heaven?
anyway, um, as I was saying
This is Sam
oh yes
I would love to shake your hand, actually
got poison ivy today,so
greeting time's over
should we move to the living room?
ar, yes
and the real reason I'm here
a good cup of tea
I'm chewed to the bone
Sam...
U bring in th tea please
I'll help
I really appreciate your help
I would really like this chance to
make a good impression on the Rev.
and I would like for him to see my Sign
I Didn't use the stensils Sam
those were hand-painted
and I'm very2 sory bout that ok Man?
- Are U ? -Yes, I'm
can I pls just serve this?
sure, but don't forget,
one of those cups is glued together
so the moment hot water hits it,
that glue's gonna melt
and it's gonna disintegrrate into a scoulding shower of pain
ok, which one is it?
wouldn't you like to know?
really, Chad
U're that upset about your sign, U want
me to go out there and actually burn somebody
right, that's
probably too much
It's this one
this one here ?
er, wait
maybe it's this one
- Chad? - No, I , urgh.......
dude, I dont know
I did too awesome a job
wished my camp kids could see this
forget it, I'm gonna use these here
what's going on in here?
Rev. Lowe needs tea
did you not hear it?
he's chilled to the bone
I know I'm gonna be right out ok?
not those
the St Pittersburgh service
Chad and Sara used them, and we'll use them today
I know, I saw....
St Pittersburgh !!!
Chad, aren't you gonna join us?
no, this is your time to talk to Mel and Sam
besides, Sara called, she needs me
bad
go get him tiger
careful Sam, that tea is, uh
piping hot
thanx
Sam
how bout U pour the tea?
oh ya
your honour
ladies first
thank U
pour on son
This reminds me of when I with met Chad and SAra
what a happy coinsidence
I could tell the moment I heard their vows
they were in it for the long horn
well, I'm sure there's a lot of other
non-vow related way
U can tell that
I'm ready for my tea , son
wen Sara geeted me at the door
she could hardly wait, to read me her vows
it's humouros
showed me the deep love underneath
I can't forget my Host
oh, well, thank U
urghh.......
I don't come just for the tea
I come, for what's underneath
aren't U having some tea Sam?
no, I'm good, thanx
Sam
Ok
to what's underneath
oh my god
that's hot
are those panties?
excuse me
sugar?
hope U'll understand my reservations about
a fish-hating Saturday
Common Tom
can't U pls reconsider?
I'm sure that there's some reasonable
I'm sure that there's an explaination for all of this
Rev. Lowe,
If we could just
Pls tell Chad that i said g'bye
no,no,no, pls,
don't let him go
Panties Sam? panties?
they're not mine, they're Mels, It's...
I put them on to
end a streak of bad luck
it's something pitchers do
U're not a pitcher
nothing like this happened when Chad met the Rev.
Oh, I get It
Chad's awesome, ok, Thank U
Y cant U be more like Chad?
Maybe if I were, U could still have your full tea-set
and Your sign in
the front yard
Maybe U wouldn't have such a hard
time writing your vows
what? Is that really what U think?
that I wanna be with someone like Chad?
no, no
SAm
I love U, bcoz U'ren't anything like Chad
U're fun and U're unpredictable
and even when U do screw-up
it's only bcoz U're trying to make everyone happy
especially me
look, I know sometimes
U feel like U've had a run of bad luck
but, just so U know
I feel like the luckiest person in the world
bcoz I get to spend the rest of my life with U
oh, that's what I should say in my vows
what did I just say?
U started about something.....
that was the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
I think we should get married on Saturday
I'd love to
we're gonna need a Rev.
I'm gonna get him
Dick, I'm taking your car
Sam......
how's he gonna find him?
he won't
he'll just drive around for a while
get tired, and'll come home
don't worry, we'll gonna get U another Rev.
ya?
my frind, Helen
she's just telling me
that her church just got a new one
the best yogurt in the country
mom
I'm gonna call her right now
hey man
hey Groom-baya, what up2
I'm actually driving around
looking for a Rev.
but I'm getting tired, think gonna go home
dude, I'm really sorry bout the strippers
no,no man, It's ok
so sorry , In fact
that I wanna make it up to U
I'm sending a little something over to the Claytons
that I think that U're really gonna like it
Adam, No
I gotta go
No more strppers, I'm serious
Adam
Good news
I've reached Rev. Gates , she sounds lovely
she was touched by your story
she's on her way to meet U right now
do U think that Sam will be back soon?
ya, any minute
hello, U must be Sam
I don't usually take last minute request
but u sounded really special
I know who U are, Ok, so I'm not interested
I'm sure U have a lovely breast
- I can't see U right now -excuse me?
- Sam! - I'm not going to tell U again
U need to take those giant boobs
and get the hell out of here
thank U
Sam, That's Rev. Gates
she agreed to marry Us
no no, Adam sent......
this came for U
"To Sam, Love - Adam"
~Worst week 1 x 07~